More confident with each run, I was ready for a break from the non-stop action when the helicopter dropped us on the sunny side of a frozen lake for lunch. It made me want to enrol in their more formal CMH Powder University, which takes your snow education way beyond the bunny hill, to learn new things, like say a cliff drop.
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Cautious on the first run or two, I wasn’t sure how to handle this much snow and freedom at the same time.įortunately, guides are there to provide advice. The snow was what I dreamed it would be, but the reality of unlimited thigh-deep powder was intimidating. It was the kind of snow you’re always hunting for on a resort, and now it was all-you-can-eat, all day.īeing a heli-rookie, I felt a bit out of my element in these elements. Our day was calm, cold and clear, meaning we had to cover up for protection from the champagne powder famous in these parts, unless you wanted a mouthful of fluffy, fresh, frozen Rocky Mountain H 2O. Photo by Canadian Mountain Holidays / Calgary Herald No one complains when they get a mouthful of champagne powder after being dropped off on the side of pristine mountain run. The wind had its way with the slopes they planned for us on the night before, so we landed across the valley on a deep and pristine snow pack. We saw this first hand on our first run when our guide, Steve Chambers, indicated nature had changed our skiing course. The Nimrod Force Fuckshit KKK Smasher of Faggots X Alpha version 133.This advertisement has not loaded yet, but your article continues below.Viking Gargantua (Replaces the Gargantua).Filthy Controller (Replaces the Alien Controller).Billy squid/BullChicken (Replaces the Bullsquid).The most annoying Houndeye in the world (Replaces the Houndeye).SHE THICC Assassin (Replaces Female Assassin only in Campaign Mode).Soviet Army H.E.C.U Microsoft Sam Marine (Replaces the H.E.C.U Marine, No official name was given for it).Alienation 'Surrgeant' Snarkman/DO YOU SUCK DICKS?! (Replaces the Snark).HOH SIS Grunt (Replaces the Alien Grunt).Nazi Soldier (Replaces the Vortigaunt, replaces the Nazi with the '90 Vortigaunt/Disco Vortigaunt in Campaign Mode).Gentleman Headcrab/Gentlecrab (Replaces the Headcrab).Lithuanian Chav/Slav/Gopnik (Replaces the Zombie).Black Mesa Security guard (Makes the guards Russian).Black Mesa Scientist (Makes everyone a freak).The random scientist then tells the other scientist to shut up and that he knows he is going to start a Nazi apocalypse because he heard about his plan to do so, the other scientist then tells him to shut the fuck up and that there is going to be no Nazi apocalypse, the random scientist then says that as long as he's getting payed enough, everything should go smoothly.Īfter that, Fordon enters the test chamber and executes the test but after he does that he opens a portal to Nazi Germany and the scientist conducting his test reveals himself to be a Nazi and that he conducted the test to open a portal to Nazi Germany so that Nazis can come through the portal and invade Black Mesa and start the Nazi apocalypse. Fordon goes down to the test chamber to execute the test but before he could enter the test chamber, he finds himself face to face with a random scientist and the scientist conducting his test.Ī scientist tells Fordon that him and Fordon will have to have sex, the other scientist says that he is wearing a HEV Suit and he wouldn't be able to have sex with him because of that.
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The mod has been updated over time to provide a better gameplay experience.Īfter Fordon Greeman arrives at the Anomalous Materials Laboratory and donning his HEV Suit.
Most of the characters are from memes from both video games and movies. The story is deliberately written to be as nonsensical and offensive as possible. Crack-Life is a stand-alone mod with its own story and unique characters.
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